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    THE BEST PLACE TO HIDE YOUR SEX TOYS

    • person Natasha Rhodes

    The best place to hide your sex toys is somewhere clean, dry, easy for you to reach and boring to everyone else: a pouch inside a locked drawer, a box at the back of your closet or a toiletry bag that nobody else opens. Even better, choose toys that do not look like toys, like a lemon or an avocado, so they can hide in plain sight. Wash and dry every toy before you put it away, and keep each one in its own pouch.

    Below you will find our favorite hiding spots, room by room, plus simple tips to keep your toys clean, charged and private.

    What makes the best place to hide your sex toys?

    A good hiding spot ticks four boxes:

    • Private. Somewhere other people in your home have no reason to open.
    • Easy for you. If it takes ten minutes to get your toy out, you will not use it.
    • Clean and dry. Dust, moisture and heat are not friends of silicone.
    • Near a charger. Most of our toys are rechargeable, so a spot close to an outlet saves time.

    8 smart hiding spots at home

    1. A locked bedside drawer

    The classic for a reason. Your toys are within reach whenever you want them, and a lock keeps curious hands out. Add a soft pouch for each toy so they do not touch or rattle.

    2. A suitcase on the top shelf

    Almost everyone has a suitcase, and almost nobody opens someone else's. Keep your toys in a pouch inside it, with a few clothes on top. Just remember to take them out before you lend the suitcase or pack for a trip.

    3. A shoebox in your closet

    A stack of shoeboxes never looks suspicious. Pick the one at the bottom, line it with a soft cloth and label it with something dull, like "receipts".

    4. A toiletry or makeup bag

    Compact toys fit easily next to your skincare. This works well for small clit toys and for travel, since the bag goes with you.

    5. Inside a winter boot or a bag you rarely use

    Off-season items are perfect hiding places because nobody touches them for months. Use a pouch so the toy stays clean, and set a reminder to move it when the season changes and you need those boots again.

    6. A box with a lid under the bed

    Under-bed storage boxes look like spare linens. Keep the toys in pouches inside, and keep the box closed to stop dust.

    7. A lockable box or case

    If you share your home with kids or roommates, a small lockable case is the most reliable option. It can sit in a closet or a drawer and keeps everything together, cables included.

    8. In plain sight

    Sometimes the best hiding place is no hiding place at all. A toy that does not look like a toy can sit on a shelf without anyone guessing what it is. More on that below.

    Toys that hide in plain sight

    Some of our toys are designed to look like something else:

    • Avocado Clitoral Toy: it looks nothing like a traditional sex toy. The product page even suggests leaving it on your bedside table or tucking it into your travel bag. It has 10 suction modes, is whisper-quiet, waterproof and USB rechargeable.
    • Lemon Clitoral Toy: a compact lemon with rotating airflow, 10 suction modes, whisper-quiet operation and magnetic USB charging.
    • Rose Sucking Vibrator: a rose-shaped toy with 7 suction modes. It looks more like a decoration than a vibrator, especially from a distance.

    Small, quiet and cute toys are easier to store and easier to keep private. If you want to see more of them, browse our sex toys for women collection.

    Hiding spots to avoid

    • The bathroom cabinet. Steam and humidity are not good for stored toys, and guests often open it.
    • Near a heater or a sunny window. Heat can damage materials over time.
    • Shared drawers. If someone else uses the drawer, sooner or later they will find it.
    • Loose in a bag. Without a pouch, toys pick up lint and dust and can touch other toys.
    • Anywhere kids can reach. Use a lock if children live with you or visit often.

    How to store sex toys safely

    Hiding your toys is half the job. Storing them well keeps them clean and ready.

    Clean before you store

    Wash each toy with warm water and mild soap after every use, rinse it well and let it air dry completely. Only then put it away.

    One toy, one pouch

    Keep each toy in its own clean pouch. This stops dust and lint and keeps different materials from touching each other.

    Keep cables with their toys

    Many of our toys charge with a magnetic USB cable. Store the cable in the same pouch so you always find it. If you lose the one for a rose toy, a replacement USB Magnetic Rose Toy Charger is available, where you choose the version for your toy.

    Charge before you put it away

    A charged toy is ready the next time you want it. Make sure it is completely dry before you connect the cable.

    Keep lube nearby

    A small bottle of water-based lube, like our Water Base Lube, fits in the same box or drawer, so everything is in one place.

    Hiding toys when you travel

    • Use a toiletry bag. Compact toys fit next to your skincare.
    • Charge before you leave. One less cable to worry about.
    • Pick small, quiet toys. A lemon or an avocado takes up little space and stays discreet in hotel rooms.
    • Keep the pouch. It keeps the toy clean in your bag.

    If you are new to suction toys and want to know how they work before you pack one, read how to use a rose toy or our guide to the lemon vibrator.

    Privacy starts with delivery

    Keeping your toys private starts before they arrive. Our orders ship free in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing, so nothing on the box or on your statement gives away what is inside.

    Best place to hide your sex toys FAQ

    Where is the best place to hide sex toys from roommates?

    A lockable case or a locked drawer in your bedroom is the most reliable option. A suitcase on a high shelf also works, since roommates rarely open it.

    How can I hide sex toys from kids?

    Use a lock. A lockable box in a high closet, out of reach and out of sight, is the safest choice.

    Is it okay to store toys together in one box?

    Yes, as long as each toy has its own pouch, so they stay clean and different materials do not touch.

    Which sex toys are easiest to hide?

    Small toys that do not look like toys. The Avocado Clitoral Toy, for example, is designed to look nothing like a traditional sex toy.

    Should I clean my toy before storing it?

    Always. Wash it with warm water and mild soap, rinse it and let it dry completely before you put it away.

    Do your orders arrive in discreet packaging?

    Yes. Orders ship in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing, and shipping is free.

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